You're unique, just like everyone else....
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Never wish on 1 star more than once cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me.
We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me.
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet.
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same.
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not.
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
One day, I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Passwords are like underwear: change them often.
If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk.
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common.
The Rain Makes Everything Beautiful, Grass, Flowers, Trees etc..If rain makes all thing beautiful than y does it not fall on U ?
(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!
(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough
